The Loin Teacher

When I studied in the sixth standard I had a teacher, a very comical teacher. He loved his kitchen and said that he had thrown his wife out of the house so that he could get the kitchen.
And that the wife had returned and andd was trying to throw him out of the house.
The joke he reapeated again and again was that he once lived in Africa and used to eat up all the loins ther from which he got his huge belly. The loins became tired of him and went to the president of Africa for a plea to throw him out.thats why he came to India
He described the food cycle as:
grass eaten by deer which is eaten by loin which is eaten by Jagjit.

The Story Of The Earth ( Short Form )

I was once a boiling piece of rock which had just parted from the sun. For several million years I was battered by meteorites, ( whose scars still show ) flooded by volcanoes and polluted by steam and gas. Then, a miracle happened. The steam condensed and and formed clouds.Then there was rain and rain and snow and hail for millions of years by the time the valcanoes stopped and the atmosphere was formed. But the rain did not stop and created the waterbodies which now cover 2/3 of the land. Then when lightning sturuc the water,a chemical soup was formed from which started life. After some billion year some creachers called humans came and started killing me. Some of them tried to heal me( and still are trying to do ). I am dying a slow death.
P.S- Save Me before it is too late!!

Its In You

How many times have people said to you that you are a fool or a loser. That dosen't mean that you are one. Sometimes people say that you will be a great spokesperson or something while on the other hand you want to play the sitar. If you want to become a writer then the only person who is standing in the way is you yourself. Its in you . You can become what you want. The only thing in which you will do something extraodinary will be what you want to do, not in something which other people want you to do.