The Loin Teacher

When I studied in the sixth standard I had a teacher, a very comical teacher. He loved his kitchen and said that he had thrown his wife out of the house so that he could get the kitchen.
And that the wife had returned and andd was trying to throw him out of the house.
The joke he reapeated again and again was that he once lived in Africa and used to eat up all the loins ther from which he got his huge belly. The loins became tired of him and went to the president of Africa for a plea to throw him out.thats why he came to India
He described the food cycle as:
grass eaten by deer which is eaten by loin which is eaten by Jagjit.